[Verse 1]
Potatoes and Nutella
Birthday cake and borrowed sweaters
Dancing cabaret with feathers
f**ed up laptop watching Heathers
Counting calories, drinking beers
Talking about our deepest fears
Thinking when we're 40 how we're gonna act like Britney Spears
Pairing of years and years
Telling lies and crying tears
Let's have a bath, let's have a laugh
Bands and boys and f*gs and baths
I want every day to be like this
I'm in a maze, it's all a myth
You guys are better than the rest
Stroking her leg, clutching his vest
[Chorus]
I kissed her and she kissed you
I found my wife here, what do I do
The room is spinning, I think I'm tripping
And every time I think of this it takes me back to when I was on
I want him and I want you
If this is my life, tell me what to do
The room is spinning, I think I'm tripping
And every time I think of this it takes me back to when I was on