S. Hurley
Holy toledo will you get a load of that
A president who used to act
The biggest army in the world
Prosperity for boys and girls
There's a mountain of microwaves coming your way
And videos on sale at K mart today
Holy toledo have you seen the new toys
Only the finest for our finest boys
Can blow up a tank at a mile away
And keep the world safe for democracy
There's coffee and fruit lying safe on the shelf
Someone smiles with favor to create all this wealth
Holy toledo have you seen the young man
In his college boy gla**es and his pink sun tan
He's having his fun while he's got the time
Soon he'll graduate to a job of some kind
There's money to be made, houses to buy
The time for enjoyment is sliding on by