[Verse 1 - Nacho Pica**o]
They call me Nacho, I hail from Dimension X
And my lieutenant at attention, did you mention s**?
I get naked on a b**h like I'm Weapon X
And little mama black and white like she rep the Nets
And every time I grab the mic, its like I got Tourette's
And I been having hella b**hes since they wore berets
I don't know why I'm here or what I'm supposed to do
So I just get high as f** and try to rep the crew
I think I'm doing something right, this sh**'s been extra cool
God damn this p**y tight, I need some extra lube
Asking me for extra, I get extra rude
I ain't your number one, n***a I'm your extra dude
I fell to earth now I feel like I'm David Blowie
I mean David Bowie, either way she gonna blow me
[Hook - Nacho Pica**o & Gifted Gab]
She tell me "Take it, just take it"
I'm like, "You supposed to be sacred"
She like, "You supposed to be flagrant
You Nacho P, you my favorite
And while my boyfriend out flavin
I be with you misbehaving"
You a got a boyfriend, you saying?
I need to bring my AK, hmm
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[Verse 2 - Nacho Pica**o]
My heart don't beat, so f** a pace maker
We point space lasers at fake taste makers
Cause we on this caper, we the real f**ing risk takers
You a wrist slitter and I'm a fist shaker
Curse the gods for the gods have forsaken me
I pour 8 up, ain't no motherf**er waking me
Even if Geppetto carved a n***a, ain't no faking me
When Hostess stopped making the twinkie, bought a bakery
Like Charlie's Chocolate Factory, fly away with me
Heard its joogin' out here Gab, f** it, pay a P
Cause even renegade hoes gotta pay a fee
And you can play with me but babygal, I play for keeps
Like Shang Tsung, I snatch your soul with amazing reach
Til then just sit your bopping a** on these Mercedes seats
Walk it off, now I know you got them lazy feet
There's Dirty Dancing, lady friend, I'm Patrick Swayze teeth
[Hook - Nacho Pica**o & Gifted Gab]