I don't want to make another mess again today
So safely tucked into bed is where I'll stay
I don't want to answer any phones
I am going to stay in bed, alone, at home
Won't you leave me alone, I beg and pray
You gotta know, oh, that I am trouble and
Any problems that you have, I will make them double
I'm sorta like Jesus Christ in reverse
And anything that I touch it only gets worse
I'm like a canker, a bloody busted shanker
Can't you see that I'm a calamity waiting to be?
I'm never gonna leave my house, not ever again
I'm not gonna grouse or b**h or moan my friend
I'm just gonna fade away,
Never to return another day, I say,
I'm gonna lock myself in and await the end
You gotta know, oh, that I am trouble and
Any problems that you have, I will make them double
I'm sorta like Jesus Christ in reverse
And anything that I touch it only gets worse
I'm a disaster that only happens faster
If I try to break or take the only way to escape
[sobbing]
I don't want to make another mess again today
So safely tucked into bed is where I'll stay
You gotta know, oh, that I am trouble and
Any problems that you have, I will make them double
I'm sorta like Jesus Christ in reverse
And anything that I touch it only gets worse
I'm gonna mourn you,
Don't say I didn't warn you
I tried to let you know but you know you didn't let go
[spoken]
Shut up! Shut up! Shut the (HECK) up!