[Verse]
Cutie pie, I'm bloated
Have I shown you my dirty toenail?
Do you think that it's safe from infection?
Do you think that I lust for your attention?
[Chorus]
I want to be your stick in the mud
I want to be your stick in the mud
[Verse]
You've got pipes, I've got organs
Please be cold, I need my brain frozen
Decapitate and keep me in your backpack
I'll be the company for your mother's Prozac
[Chorus]