Would you like to watch Die Hard with me?
It's the greatest Christmas movie that the world has ever seen
Would you like to watch Die Hard with me?
It might be the best film ever to be honest I'd watch just about anything with you my dear
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And I'm not Bruce Willis but sometimes I like to think
If you found yourself in trouble babe that you'd rely on me
And I could be all that you need
And I could be all that you need
So get curled up on the sofa
And I'll be with you soon
You don't have to take your clothes off
As you so often do
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And I'm no Bruce Willis but sometimes I like to think
If you found yourself in trouble darling you'd rely on me
And I could be all that you need
And I could be all that you need
Oh we can watch Bruce Willis do what he does best
And we can stare in disbelief
Oh we can watch Bruce Willis do what he does best
We'll both sit back and grit our teeth
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And I'm not Bruce Willis but sometimes I like to think
If you found yourself in trouble baby you'd rely on me
And I could be all that you need
And I could be all that you need
And I could be all that you need
I could be all that you need