Have you ever come home tired and all worn out Life is gay and you're wonderin' what it's about Still you find out what is it mothers comin' for a visit Have you ever, I have, haven't you now tell me? Have you ever asked you hubby for some dough With a dirty look he'll tell you where to go Oh, you thought you had a thinker, but it turns out he's a stinker Have you ever, I have, haven't you now tell me? We're not sorry we got married Even though sometimes we fuss and fight We're so happy we're together Hope you know that everything will turn out right. Have you ever called your wife and made a date Just to have your honey show up three hours late While across the floor you pace she's a-fixing up her face Have you ever, I have, haven't you now tell me? Have you ever spent the day a-scrubbin' floors. oh me
You've washed and ironed and done up all the chores Well, your so tired your life is ruined then hubby asked what you've been doin' Have you ever, I have, haven't you now tell me? Have you ever set and worried about your debt You wonder how you'll ever get 'em met Then wife says she needs some cloths she's just got to have some dough Have you ever, I have, haven't you now tell me? We're not sorry we got married Even though sometimes we fuss and fight We're so happy we're together Hope you know that everything will turn out right. Have you ever called up your honey for a date Just to have your honey show up three hours late While across the floor you pace she's fixing up her face Have you ever, I have, haven't you now tell me? Have you ever, I have, haven't you now tell me?...