Have you seen the little piggies Crawling in the dirt And for all those little piggies Life is getting worse Always having dirt to play around in. Have you seen the bigger piggies In their starched white shirts You will find the bigger piggies Stirring up the dirt And they always have clean shirts to play around in. And in their styes with all their backing They don't care what goes on around And in their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damm good whacking. Yeah, everywhere there's lots of piggies Playing piggy pranks And you can see them on their trotters Down at the piggy banks Paying piggy thanks To thee pig brother - everybody: - Everywhere there's lots of piggies Living piggy lives You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon. One more time!