Ca**y's got a new plan, gotta get herself away
Well, I'd better act quick, yeah, I'd better change my ways
Oh, maybe I'm wasting, maybe I'm chasing time
Oh, come on, let's face it, I'm only ever lost in mine
Well, I got my tracing paper, so that I could trace my clock
And the ba*tard face kept changing, and the hands, they wouldn't stop
I was ripping out the battery, I received myself a shock
And to add insult to injury, I could still hear tick and tock
Ca**y O'
Ca**y O'
Please don't leave
Ca**y O'
Ca**y O'
Please don't leave
Ca**y's got a new plan, gotta give herself a break
And I try, I try, I try, for heaven's sake
Well, I traveled to Australia
And I traveled there by train
This something might sound strange to you
But on the way I gained a day
And I wrote to tell my family
And I wrote to tell my friends
I arrived home, it was lost again and this torture never ends
Ca**y O'
Ca**y O'
Please don't leave
Ca**y O'
Ca**y O'
Please
Inspector, fix me, my Ca**y O's burnt out
We're losing memories that I can't replace
She says she's tired of me running in circles
She says it's time that we took a break
Ca**y O'
Ca**y O'
Please don't leave
Ca**y O'
Ca**y O'
Please don't leave
Ca**y O'
Ca**y O'
Please don't leave