Disclaimer: A mild precipitation over a large body of water is back, and more iconiqué than ever. In other words, sea rain's back to clog up the interviews with his slayage again. Kind of.
Channeling Vogue, of course, I'm here to present the third (and perhaps the best) installment of 73 Questions. We're here with Pop Editor @LanaDelReyquaza, aka Tyler, aka low-rent me. Just kidding.
SEREINIK: Hey, so I'm the one from Genius who's here to bother you about the 73 Questions. Are you ready?
LANADELREYQUAZA: Yes, I'm ready—I didn't spend two (or three) months away from Genius thinking about nothing!
SRK: What are you most excited for this summer?
LDR: I'm most excited to semi-revive my career on Genius (starting with this interview!)
SRK: First part of the body that you pay attention to when you meet someone?
LDR: Smile. Okay, that's not a body part. I'd say teeth?
SRK: Earbuds or headphones?
LDR: Earbuds because headphones ruin my hair and I feel ugly with them.
SRK: Nah, you're beautiful. So, what makes you beautiful?
LDR: Aw, thank you baby. I'd say my music taste makes me beautiful ;)
SRK: Favorite drag queen?
LDR: Naomi Smalls. Living LEGend.
SRK: Dream vacation spot?
LDR: Switzerland.
SRK: Fashion inspiration?
LDR: Children's Place, GAP, etc.
SRK: Talk about your infamous bu*ton post.
LDR: I can't believe you know about this post. It's my deepest, darkest, worst secret. Basically it's this “Would You Push The bu*ton?” post that makes no sense and now it has like 600000 notes. SRK: Describe meeting Marina in 6 words.
LDR: She actually tried to k** me.
SRK: Favorite play/musical?
LDR: Dreamgirls.
SRK: Hardest decision you've ever made?
LDR: Choosing to buy "Make Me…" or "Superlove" off iTunes with only $2 credit left.
SRK: Explain where you got your Pokémon/LDR hybrid of a username.
LDR: Oh! This is a popular question, actually. It really wasn't anything special: I'm a Pokémon stan and also a Lana stan, so I made a combination to show off my "well-rounded" interests. SRK: Acoustic or studio?
LDR: Studio.
SRK: Thoughts on Justin Trudeau?
LDR: Sexy Canadian God.
SRK: Are you titanium?
LDR: Nah, I'm Heavy Metal and Reflective.
SRK: Guilty pleasure TV show?
LDR: Oh my god, Teen Wolf. I started watching it for the boys but the plot is surprisingly good. The boys are good too, obviously.
SRK: What does the world need more of?
LDR: LG5.
SRK: First time your wig got snatched?
LDR: When Lady Gaga started bleeding out on 2009 VMA's stage. Scalped, balded, edges burnt, etc. SRK: Most influential adult on your life?
LDR: My mother. (Like, my actual, biological mother.)
SRK: Favorite 70's/80's album?
LDR: Donna Summer's Once Upon A Time.
SRK: Maximize or minimize?
LDR: MAXimize. What the f**, that's me. Like, literally. Petty queen keeps name-dropping.
SRK: Desktop or laptops?
LDR: Desktop.
SRK: How many followers do you have on Twitter?
LDR: Not. ENOUGH.
SRK: Favorite YouTuber?
LDR: Marina Joyce.
SRK: Myer-Briggs personality type?
LDR: I'm ENFJ!
SRK: Rain or shine?
LDR: (Se)Rain!
SRK: Tell me about your mother in three adjectives.
LDR: Woke, hilarious, motherly.
SRK: Where's your Ivy Park?
LDR: My bedroom. (Pretend “Lost In My Bedroom” by Sky Ferreira is playing in the background.)
SRK: An aspect of Genius that you're in love with?
LDR: The community! A lil' bit ironic that I've been sort of ghost for the past few months, but I'm excited to get back to being a casual part of it. :)
SRK: Color you hate to wear?
LDR: Orange. I look like a big f**ing pylon. Look, it's Tyler and his f**ing friends.
SRK: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
LDR: Waking up.
SRK: Song that you could k** lip syncing for your life?
LDR: Hands down, HANDS DOWN, “Get Outta My Way” by Kylie Minogue.
SRK: Favorite vegetable?
LDR: Zucchini.
SRK: What's your anthem?
LDR: All My Friends (feat. Tinashe & Chance the Rapper) by Snakehips. Song of my life.
SRK: What color is your room?
LDR: Pale midnight blue.
SRK: Favorite social network?
LDR: Twitter! Follow me @tylerqyan. Shameless plug. I'm super active on there. ;)
SRK: A Genius user you wish you were closer friends with? Don't worry, I won't tell them, I'll just publish this interview publicly.
LDR: Babuc! (Hit me up baby!)
SRK: Roses or carnations?
LDR: Carnations...they're so pretty.
SRK: Are you a Carrie, a Miranda, a Samantha, or a Charlotte?
LDR: Carrie. She's the b**h in white.
SRK: Stupidest thing you've done for a crush.
LDR: Acted like I knew sh** about sports. LMFAO.
SRK: Hit me up with a book recommendation.
LDR: Don't Sweat the Small Stuff and It's All Small Stuff by Richard Carlson.
SRK: A song you wish would disappear off the face of the earth.
LDR: “Me Too” by Meghan Trainor. (Don't k** me but she did NOT deserve that pseudo-bop.)
SRK: Pretty word that comes to mind.
LDR: Neon. SRK: Any idea why you were named Tyler?
LDR: Yeah! My parents' names both start with T so I was made to continue the chain.
SRK: Country you wish you could visit?
LDR: China.
SRK: Describe your best friend in emojis.
LDR: