Geniusis 1:1: In the beginning LEMON created the Rap Exegesis.
Geniusis 1:2: And the site was without form, and void; and darkness was still used as a site background. And the Spirit of LEMON moved upon the face of the sh**ty 2009 laptop.
Geniusis 1:3: And LEMON said, Let there be Cam'ron lyrics: and there were Cam'ron lyrics.
Geniusis 1:4: And LEMON saw the lyrics, that they were good: and LEMON divided the annotations from the lyrics.
Geniusis 1:5: And LEMON called the annotations "tates", and the lyrics he called "poetry". And the evening and the morning were the first day.
Geniusis 1:6: And LEMON said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the annotators, and let it divide the whitehats from the editors.
Geniusis 1:7: And LEMON made the firmament, and divided the whitehats which [were] under the firmament from the editors which [were] above the firmament: and it was so.
Geniusis 1:8: And LEMON called the firmament a "moderator". And the evening and the morning were the second day.
Geniusis 1:9: And LEMON said, Let the whitehats under Rap Exegesis be gathered together unto one place, and it was so.
Geniusis 1:10: And LEMON called the dry [land] the forums; and the gathering together of the waters called editor chat: and LEMON saw that [it was] good.
Geniusis 1:11: And LEMON said, Let the forums bring forth trolls, the troll yielding memes, [and] the memes yielding more trolls after his kind, whose memes [is] in itself, upon the internet: and it was so.
Geniusis 1:12: And the forums brought forth trolls, [and] trolls yielded memes after his kind, and the memes yielding more trolls, whose memes [were] in the Internet, after his kind: and LEMON saw that [it was] good, but there were only too many Drake posts.
Geniusis 1:13: And the evening and the morning were the third day.
Geniusis 1:14: And LEMON said, Let there be staff in the firmament of the heaven to divide the mods from the editors; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years.
Geniusis 1:15: And let them be staffers in the firmament of the staff to give mods upon the site: and it was so.
Geniusis 1:16: And LEMON made two great lights; the street lights to rule the day, and the flashing lights to rule the night: [he made] all of the lights also.
Geniusis 1:17: And LEMON set them in the firmament of the site to give more Kanye stans an opportunity to join..
Geniusis 1:18: And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the tates from the lyrics: and LEMON saw that [it was] good.
Geniusis 1:19: And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
Geniusis 1:20: And LEMON said, "exegesis" brings forth abundantly too many syllables, that's fowl [that] may fly above the site in the open firmament of heaven.
Geniusis 1:21: And LEMON created "Rap Genius", and every living artist that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every verified tate and cosign after his kind: and LEMON saw that [it was] good.
Geniusis 1:22: And LEMON blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and get this site tons of free publicity by annotating your lyrics.
Geniusis 1:23: And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
Geniusis 1:24: And LEMON said, Let the annotations bring forth the living creature after his kind, IQ who*e, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
Geniusis 1:25: And LEMON made the beast of the site after his kind, and more IQ who*es after their kind, and every bit of IQ that creepeth upon the earth was taken by IQ who*es: and LEMON saw that [it was] good, because he then didn't need an excuse to have only 40,000.
Geniusis 1:26: And LEMON said, Let us make a sh**ton of bad, level 1 verified rappers in our image, after our likeness: and let them pretend to have dominion over the whitehats, and over the editors, and over the IQ who*es, and over all of Rap Genius, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, but in reality give them basically nothing.
Geniusis 1:27: So LEMON created a sh**ton of bad, level 1 verified rappers in his [own] image, in the image of LEMON created he him; male and female created he them.
Geniusis 1:28: And LEMON blessed them, and LEMON said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the whitehats, and over the editors, and over the IQ who*es. However, the only one that succeeded was YEAHTIM.
Geniusis 1:29: And LEMON said, Behold, I have given (allowed Freeus to give) you every lyric bearing potential IQ, which [is] upon the face of all of Rap Genius, and every tate, in the which [is] to give you 5 IQ if you're a whitehat; but to editors it shall be a meaty 15.
Geniusis 1:30: And to every whitehats, and to every editor, and to any user wherein [there is] life, I have given (allowed Freeus to give) every annotatable lyric for IQ: and it was so.
Geniusis 1:31: And LEMON saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, [it was] very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.