[Produzido por Dr. Dre e Mel-Man]
[Intro]
When I was just a little baby boy
My momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man
She used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
And I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
Cause that's just the way she was
[Verso 1]
They said I can't rap about being broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
s*ut, you think I won't choke no who*e
Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?
These mothaf**as are thinking I'm playing
Thinking I'm saying the sh** cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
Put your hands down, b**h, I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you
Shut up, s*ut, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a s*ut, okay, Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother
Abusing a who*e, snorting coke
And we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You're goddamn right b**h, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile b**hes
Vain Vicodin, vrin vrin vrin!
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Dangling from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, s*uts
b**h, I'mma k** you
[Pré-refrão]
You don't wanna f** with me
Girls neither, you ain't nothing but a s*ut to me
b**h, I'mma k** you, you ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gonna never stop beefing, I don't squash the beef
You better k** me, I'mma be another rapper dead
For popping off at the mouth with sh** I shouldn't have said
But when they k** me, I'm bringing the world with me
b**hes too, you ain't nothing but a girl to me
[Refrão]
I said you don't wanna f** with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady will f**ing k** you (ha ha)
I said you don't wanna f** with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady will f**ing k** you (cause why?)
[Verso 2]
b**h, I'mma k** you
Like a murder weapon, I'mma conceal you
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
f** with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up
I'm tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint? No
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? No, Eminem'll insult
And if you ever give in to him you give him an impulse
To do it again then if he does it again
You'll probably end up jumping out of something up on the tenth
b**h, I'mma k** you, I ain't done, this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it 3 or 4 times in a tub
But that's normal, ain't it, Norman?
Serial k**er hiding murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
Out of our minds and we want in yours, let us in or I'mma k** you
[Pré-refrão] + [Refrão]
[Verso 3]
Know why I say these things?
Cause lady's screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
These 80 G's a week to say the same things tweece
Twice, whatever, I hate these things
f** shots, I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherf**ers want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink
f** that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat b**h to all 70,000 pounds of her
From principal to the student body and counselor
From in-school to before school to outta school
I don't even believe in breathin'
I'm leaving air in your lungs
Just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
OK, I'm ready to go play, I got the machete from O.J
I'm ready to make everyone's throats ache
You f*ggots keep egging me on
'Til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop
Shut up, give me your hands and feet
I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you, you hear me? Answer me!
Or I'mma k** you
[Pré-refrão] + [Refrão]
[Outro]
Ha, ha, I'm just playing, ladies
You know I love you