There's a brand new terror riding in the sky
Unseen errors that ain't no surprise
You can't get off, nowhere to hide
Strap yourself in, it's gonna' be rough ride
Captain Chaos at the control
Doing loop de loop and aerobatic rolls
The black box is going into overtime
They're calling out numbers ..
.. I think this one's mine
Goin' first cla**, so we're jumpin' the queue
There there's a bang like an engine's blew
The orange horizon is where we wanna' go
Not thirty five thousand feet below
The hostess is worried, ain't serving no junk
"If I die I wanna' die drunk"
The Captain's cool, says it's the norm
"Hold on tight, we're going through a storm"
'Cus it's safer than walking - FOR SURE
Safer than crawling - ON ALL FOURS
Even safer than driving a tank
But it seems to me like walking a plank
When we got on we were already high
Only had shades to protect our eyes
Get the ground light on 'fore we hit town
We've had enough and we wanna' get down