[Verse 1:]
One, two, three
She's a real left-winger cause she been down south
And held peasants in her arms
She said, "I could tell you stories that could make you cry"
"What about you?"
I said, "Me too!"
"I could tell you a story that will make you cry"
And she sighed, "Ahh..."
I said, "I wanna be a singer like Lou Reed"
"I like Lou Reed," she said, sticking her tongue in my ear
"Let's go, let's sit, let's talk"
"Politics go so good with beer"
"And while we're at it baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?"
I said, "Losing my penis to a who*e with disease"
"Just kidding," I said
"Losing my life to a who*e with disease"
She said, "Excuse me, please?"
I said, "Losing my life to a who*e with disease"
I said, "Please..."
"I'm a humble guy with healthy desire"
"Don't give me no sh**, because..."
[Chorus]
I've been tired! I've been tired!
I've been tired! I've been tired!
I've been tired! I've been tired!
[Verse 2]
I tell a tale of a girl, but I call her a woman
She's a little bit older than me
Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk
Breasts like a cluster of grapes
I can't escape her ways
She raised me
She'll make you feel like Solomon
Be one of your babies even if you had no one
[Bridge: Kim Deal]
And while we're at it, baby
Why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?
She don't wanna sleep after setting my loins on fire
But that's OK because...
[Chorus]
I've been tired! I've been tired!
I've been tired! I've been tired!
I've been tired! I've been tired!
I've been tired! I've been tired!
I've been tired! I've been tired!
I've been tired! I've been tired!
[Outro:]
Really tired! Really tired!
T-I-R-E-D spells it!
Spells it...