[Intro]
"One by one, these characters come out of the dark and each one has a little pile of wood... and they put it on the fire, and if you're very lucky before the fire goes out... it's this big bonfire... there's no rationale, you go where the story leads you... and in this case, it had- I did- had no idea it was gonna have a dark conclusion..."
[Verse 1]
Richard Bachman it's 'bout to be a Long Walk
You don't bite, you a little dog barking
Up in the [putos?] sounding like glucose
You sweet as hell but you trying to be Cujo
You? You'll never get to the summit, man
It's 2016, better start Running, Man
Gunslinger, you know it's Garrett Plummer and
A 44 cal, you can call me Son of Sam
Damn, I don't think all that is necessary
But you can get buried in a Pet Sematary
It gets scary when you're f**ing with a winner
Teewhy, need a pie, you looking Thinner
So sinister, looking in his eyes
Deadlights, you could call me Pennywise
Teewhy try to spit, but you're whining
Redrum, redrum, it's The Shining
[Hook]
"Dark conclusion..."
"One by one, these characters come out of the dark..."
"Dark conclusion..."
"One by one, these characters come out of the dark..."
"Dark conclusion..."
[Verse 2]
Clevey lovin' it? I can tell
All that McDonalds changing the size of your belt
I might as well help, I could recommend some great doctors
Change your diet plan and put your a** on Weight Watchers
Taking shots at every one of these Horsemen
I torch them, put 'em in a urn made of porcelain
Of course it's him, the reason why you guys are sweatin'
Clevetheblacguy? More like Clevethediabetic
If I upset you, you should probably put the mic down
Pick up a vegetable, open up and bite down
Oh it's a fight now, shouts out to Brad Pitt
Tyler Durden, how I hurt 'em, I'm a savage
Eat a salad, dressing on the side
Get the message, learned your lesson, I'm a blessing in disguise
Exercise, drop to the floor
I'll never go away, call me Zsa Zsa Gabor
Good lord
[Hook]
"Dark conclusion..."
"One by one, these characters come out of the dark..."
"Dark conclusion..."
"One by one, these characters come out of the dark..."
"Dark conclusion..."
[Verse 3]
Wait a minute, now there's only two of them?
What happened to Shoes, you use a new pseudonym?
What up [Daddy X?] What up [Dee Lo?]
That last track got your rap pa** revoked
See the joke is you think you can flow dog
Go home dog, you live in Beaumont
It's so awkward to fight with you, man
Blue Bell, you're an ice cream man
Giving samples, pa** it out to all the kids
I don't follow him, I'm lactose intolerant
No apologies, you're mint chocolate chip
Your new nickname: Two Scoops Robinson
Better lock and load when I get on a roll
Get a helmet, it's 'bout to be a rocky road
John Gotti, oh you want a part to play?
I'm grande, while you s**ers act Armand Assante
Shouts to Hot Karl, I got the memoir
Put it on Shoes' chest: Chris Benoit
Homie I been raw, Garrett Plummer's sick
You want some of this? You better come equipped
[Outro: "Why Can't We Be Friends" by War]