[Spoken Intro] Hello Richard, it's me Gabe You know I haven't heard from you in a while Come to think of it I've never heard from you Well, third times the charm Richard if I could please have your attention I'm hoping you've heard the songs that I've sent you So you know my intentions They're perfectly normal But I'm done being cordial So if you don't respond Then I'm moving on You think all of my hard work would've payed off But it seems that you're too busy portraying Madoff Who is Burnie Madoff? f** Burnie Madoff and ABC And lets set up a meet and greet Or I'm moving on To someone else (Moving on, Richard, moving on) (Moving on, Richard, moving on)
'Cuz I'm someone special Do you know that I'm special, Richard? I am a wanted commodity Know, do you know That you're a dime a dozen Another old white man will do just fine What is American Graffiti? La la la la la la I just need to google old white actors on my phone Type it in and see which name comes up Oh! It's Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones I love Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones I love Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones (And it's always been Tommy Lee Jones) I love Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones (Who the hell is Richard Dreyfuss?) I love Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones (Never been Richard. never been Richard) I love Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones