[Spoken Intro]
Hello Richard, it's me Gabe
You know I haven't heard from you in a while
Come to think of it
I've never heard from you
Well, third times the charm
Richard if I could please have your attention
I'm hoping you've heard the songs that I've sent you
So you know my intentions
They're perfectly normal
But I'm done being cordial
So if you don't respond
Then I'm moving on
You think all of my hard work would've payed off
But it seems that you're too busy portraying Madoff
Who is Burnie Madoff?
f** Burnie Madoff and ABC
And lets set up a meet and greet
Or I'm moving on
To someone else
(Moving on, Richard, moving on)
(Moving on, Richard, moving on)
'Cuz I'm someone special
Do you know that I'm special, Richard?
I am a wanted commodity
Know, do you know
That you're a dime a dozen
Another old white man will do just fine
What is American Graffiti?
La la la la la la
I just need to google old white actors on my phone
Type it in and see which name comes up
Oh!
It's Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones
I love Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones
I love Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones
(And it's always been Tommy Lee Jones)
I love Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones
(Who the hell is Richard Dreyfuss?)
I love Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones
(Never been Richard. never been Richard)
I love Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Lee Jones