I'm an alien I just landed
I'm stranded with bandits
My army has just expanded
We'll never be disbanded
We've all been branded
They've all been commanded
To follow what I've demanded
Take over this planet
We've already planned it
The humans can't stand it
They're out numbered out maned
Out gun and out planned and
Man they're crammed and out landish
Man they've been caught red-handed
Surprised governments try to ban this
But can't because Obama already fanned it