[Verse 1]
I guess I blew up suddenly just like the bromance flicks
Now everybody's lining up to hear the Pollack spit
Cause I'm a rap immigrant with a flow as vicious
As addiction, Barney Gumble s**ing Duffman's dick
Rejecting love, screaming f** Paris
Reject authority like Tony screaming f** Harris
Don't call me fat, I've had enough, GLADoS
And after what Aperture did, really, f** science
This was a triumph, had enough trying
When I explode you're gonna see some f**ing trucks flying
This is what I have in store, you are wishing to buy it
I don't reveal my tricks though like the magician's alliance
Got that long ball j** Larry David flow
Pretty pretty good, you don't need to rate me though
Cause I'm not ratable, what the hell you take me for?
Need I say more? I reign supreme, BB, 1984
Pay me more, give me a hand, rather than
Telling me there is always money in the banana stand
I nag a ram with the ma**ivest anagram
I'm madder than the Mad Hatter smoking the fattest gram
I splatter them, like the evil young Padawan
Named Anakin, betraying all the men who were proud of him
Kenobi was his brother but he ended up stabbing him
sh**, I went off topic, I'll come back with a brag again
Got balls like the Tatooine suns
My eyes red like the sword master Anakin swung
I'll put a blaster in your mouth, then I blaster the f**
Out of guts, leave you looking just like Jabba the Hut
Father these rhymes like a mad c*nt, dad of the month
Say what you want about Anakin but his parenting s**s
It doesn't help his kids were almost planning to f**
Until Solo came and showed what the falcon is up
Big Lebowski and Charles Bukowski
Are the reasons I'm not angry when you call me Kowalski
Motherf**er, you can't stop me from tearing up Wall Street
After I stop knocking, I am entering balls deep
Fake f**s, Ralph Cifarettos
I'd like to take you on a boatride, like Fredo
Ask the Titanic people, cause I bet they know
If that motherf**ing night water really is frosty
Come to cla**, make it really embarra**ing
For the teacher when I laugh, cause he's preaching a fallacy
Go ahead and plant a seed, see it reaching the tallest tree
And so every time you speak your breathing a part of me
But I didn't plant the seed for you leaches to harvest me
Now my words are getting sweet they are squeezing my arteries
And my inner lyricist, he is singing the harmony
While my inner demon screams but he seems like a part of me
Yes, I'm mean, there's a reason I gotta be
Cause it seems the happy people had a freaking lobotomy
I stay psychotic, like the freaking economy
Just living. Not a single f** given
[Hook x2]
A f** given is a f** wasted
Hey kids, stop loving life and try to rape it
[Verse 2]
Am I harsh? Oui, "naturalment"
But I'm Christ reincarnated, I want back on the throne
Now you wanna stab my heart, probably shoot at my home
But I was just breaking your balls, man. Uff, maddon!
A bad soul, Paulie Gualtieri...
I'm Thierry Henry's ghost at an Irish cemetary
I'm Jackie Kennedy and my style is legendary
I impregnated Josephs girl, just don't tell'em Mary
Just tell a lie, say it's God's or a freaking Jedi
I realize, that I'm not going to heaven, am I?
Uhm… Gotta kiss my mental health goodbye
And when I die, I am going straight to hell to fry
Rhymes echo, collecting a d**h toll
Like the retro God, before he was let go
And the one in the New Testament was more gentle
Gave the sword a break, introduced the pencil
And still k**ed motherf**ers left and right and then some
"Pen is mightier than the sword". Where you getting your pens from?
Could you lend me some? We'll have plenty of fun
f** guns and nun-chucks, we'll be scribbling "REDRUM"