[Verse 1: JAZZ]
Watch the underground have London come to the trains all over the bus
So I can still wanted to pay through the bust
Stop being a scared of man just behind you
Cannot waiting, he just stab the motherf**ing
At her back n***a, through this motherf**ing knife
Messing blood, and she is dead just because these
It's spilling blood, I can hear what she screaming
And there will be a suicide, he just kicked him
Just because he didn't let him drive, kind of things to do
With it an motherf**ing smoke weed
Smells like an cigarettes to rest of the heat
He ignore them because they are annoying him
For now on, you better rest in peace Adim
Some people like to get a train to work
Or drive in a Beamer or a Merc
Some guys like to travel by bus
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm gonna take by bike
'Cuz once again the Tube's on strike
The greedy ba*tards want extra pay for sitting on their a** all day
Even though they earn 30k
So I'm here in the pouring rain
Where the f**'s my f**ing train?
London Underground, London Underground!
They're all lazy f**ing useless c*nts!
London Underground, London Underground!
They're all greedy c*nts;
I want to shoot them all with a rifle!
All they say is 'please mind the doors!'
And they learn that on their two day course
This job can be done by a four year old
They just leave us freezing in the cold
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to d**h in the boiling heat
With tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat!
So don't tell me to mind the gap!
I want my f**ing money back!
London Underground, London Underground!
They're all f**ing useless c*nts!
London Underground, London Undeground!
They're all greedy c*nts;
I want to shoot them all with a rifle!
Lalalala, lalalala
The floors are sticky, the seats are damp
Every platform has a f**ing tramp!
But the drivers get the day off when
We're all late for work again!
London Underground, London Underground!
Wa wa wa*kers
They're all wa*kers!
London Underground!
Take your Oyster card
And shove it up your a**hole!