(hentai girl whining in background)
PC Speaker: L-O-L-O-L-O-L ... *laughs* Wait, keep it going...
PC Speaker:
LOLOLOL, b**h, I came in your face.
Yeah, I know it stings like mace,
but get the f** up out my place.
When my ballzack, is bouncin' off your bu*tcrack,
you get a s**m attack, knock you out and steal my paper back.
I blow my load hard and fast like Godzilla,
and when it's in your face, they call me ho-k**a.
My dick is like a Nascar, it goes around,
and I picked your Mom up at the pound.
With my night vision, I take s*uts in dark alleys,
and I stab pregnant b**hes at pro-life rallies.
But when I can't f** your mom, because I've got a warrant,
I head to Emp**nium, and grab a BitTorrent.
Motherboard:
Come to the Emp**nium.
Come to the Emp**nium.
Coaxke:
I got the good f**in ratio,
cause they nut on the face of hoes.
Hentai OGM's on my hard drive,
nut out my balls like honey out the beehive.
They all say I've got the super seed,
you get your sh** booted for the super greed.
Cause f** pullin' out, ain't worth the ha**le,
fellas, have fun stormin' the castle.
I got a TB of double cream pies,
twenty-five girls and only one guy.
Damn b**h, what a nice surprise,
breakfast with a beej and Tequila Sunrise.
Motherboard:
Come to the Emp**nium.
Come to the Emp**nium.
Recycle Bin: Nerf, nerf my balls b**h. Nerf that sh**, there's too much nut in my balls.
Recycle Bin:
Your Mom wants to know why the net's so slow,
video Podcasts, so it's p**n to go.
Got it from Emp**nium, so it's nasty, no doubt,
leave you wretchin' like Tub Girl opened her mouth.
And what comes down must go back up,
cause you got it for free without jizzin' in a cup. ( Coaxke: Like at a s**m bank.)
So many titties, real and fake.
Onion Booty b**hes with fat a**es to shake.
Crazy sh** with b**hes screamin' in German,
open up they mouths to catch the s**m in.
p**y farts a lot like it ate some tacos,
blowin' out air to cool off my nachos.
Motherboard:
Come to the Emp**nium.
Come to the Emp**nium.
Subrandom:
30 gigs down and a perfect ratio.
ATM all day on my 5.1 stereo.
Watch where you click late at night,
you'll end up with a dog, f**in' a dyke.
Emp**nium's got my back when I need a fix,
all-site rips with millions of pics.
Leave my sh** runnin', 24-7,
bandwidth deep like p**y from heaven.
Motherboard:
Come to the Emp**nium.
Come to the Emp**nium.
Come to the Emp**nium.
Come to the Emp**nium.