Just a speck of DNA from the Turin Shroud
Was used to clone our Savior and our Savior said aloud
"Listen up, my children, I've come back to tell you this:
Don't drink the water cause water's mostly piss!"
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Children, drink nothing but champagne
It makes life shorter than drinking water
Drink nothing but champagne
And you'll never say no to love
So we asked David Bowie, and Bowie said, "It's true!
Andy said it, I believe it, and so should you!
That's the one thing on which Winston and Adolf concurred
But it was from Aleister Crowley that they heard"
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And so we dug up Aleister - he has a shroud as well
He said, "We don't have water in the ninth circle of Hell"
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