CHORUS:
My girlfriend thinks she's fat
But she doesn't look fat to me
Girls always think they're fat
I think they read too many magazines
I take her out to dinner
She hardly eats a thing
She calls herself a cow
And I say, "How 'bout a little (how 'bout a little) [3x]
I take her to a movie
She doesn't like what she sees
But she eats ten bu*tered popcorns
And then she throws up (yes, she throws up)
Oh, then she throws up (yes, she throws up)
I said, then she throws up, she throws up
She's always on a diet
I hear about it every day
She says none of her clothes fit
But you know what? (What?)
I like her better (I like her better)
I like her better (I like her better)