[Hook] x2
I ain't going home without my candy and my homie
Punk you're soft as macaroni
I don't think you really know me, homie
[Verse 1]
Me and Mike hit the street with the mean sweet tooth
We were dressed to a T in our Halloween suits
Dad said we had to be home before 8
But me and Mike decided we were staying out late
It was nine pm, mom was calling me again
I said "Mike, don't she understand we're grown men?"
Then I ran into his chest and my brain felt pain
You already know his name, it's that dumb jerk James
I stepped back and I waive my light saber
And James pointed over at my pack of Lightsavers
I said "No, James, you ain't getting those
And if you try to take them, I will break your freaking nose
Quit playing James, I ain't even scared"
Mike said "That ain't James, bro. James is over there"
I said "You're right, and there's Big Blue
So if that's them, then who are you?"
[Hook] x2
[Verse 2]
We ran up the street and we came across a bus
We climbed up in and I pulled the door shut
We walked to the front and we peeked out of the window
Nothing but the black night, no sign of the sicko
Then suddenly I seen him, he was gonna spill our guts
I was praying for my life as he walked past the bus
But then my light saber fell over right next to me
Crash on the ground and it lit up like a Christmas tree
It was so bright lying on the ground
Mike Myers must have heard it cause he stopped and turned around
He walked over and he peeped through the door
And seen my light saber shining brightly on the floor
Then me and Mike heard the door open
We were filled up with so much fear, we were frozen
Then Mike Myers climbed up onto the bus
Me and Mike were both trapped, he was gonna butcher us
[Hook] x2
[Verse 3]
At the very last second, we escaped from the bus
Then we ran up to the school but the doors were locked shut
I told Mike hurry, go and get some help
I'll be fine here on my own, I can fight this dude myself
Then my homeboy Mike ran out into the night
I told Mike Myers dog, you ain't very bright
Don't you know that you're messing with your life
You don't bring no knife to a light saber fight
Then I knocked that big ole knife right out his hand
I can't even lie, I was feeling like the man
Then he pulled a light saber right out of his cuppered alls
Swung it against my arm and he cut it clean off
I couldn't believe it, my hand was on the ground
I needed a hand and nobody was around
My last thought as he choked me up against the door
Only one way out, I gotta use the force
[Hook] x2