[Lyrics and Music by Maniac Neil]
[Based on the movie]
[Lead: Maniac Neil]
Kid out at night, splashing in puddles.
Jason walks towards a house.
Alice is having a nightmare,
Flashbacks of that fateful night
Awaken from slumber then talk to mother
In and out of the shower
Open the fridge, Mrs. Voorhees head
Jason comes from behind and "screws" her.
The counsellors come to town
Crazy Ralph warns them
He says "they're all doomed"
But they don't give a sh**
They'll all soon know what "camp blood" is!
It's training time for these f**s
Paul is the boss
He tells them about the legend
And scares them half to d**h
If they only knew
How real the legend is
Crazy Ralph is outside
He's watching Paul and Ginny
Jason from behind
Strangles him with barbwire
Sandra and Jeff
Are curious about the legend
They go to Crystal Lake
And the Sheriff catches them
He b**hes Paul out
And heads back to town
Jason runs across the road
The Sheriff goes after him
All through the woods
To Jason's shack
Clawhammer to the skull
He's dead with a whack
The counsellors go to town
Some stay behind
Terri gets naked and goes into the lake
Scott takes Terri's clothes
And runs into the woods
b**by trap set and he's hung into the woods
Jason comes along
And cuts his f**ing throat
Terri finds Scott
And Jason k**s her too
Vicky and Mark
Are gonna have s**
Vicky goes to her cabin
To freshen up her sh**
[Digestor chorus part]
"I'm back from the lake
To k** and mutilate
I use various tools
For disposing these fools
In my rusty shack
They beheaded my Mother
Now I must attack
One by one they die
They never know why
Machete across the throat
Barbwire I use to choke
Mom's severed head
Shrine to the dead
Telling me to chop
I will never stop!"
Jeff and Sandra
Up stairs to have s**
Jason comes in and
Impales them to the bed
Perfume on her p**y
Mark looks for Vicky
Dull side of a machete
Into his f**ing face
Wheeling down the stairs
Mark you f**ing gimp!
You almost got some action
But now you're f**ing dead!
Upstairs Vicky
Finds the bodies
Jason takes a knife
And stabs her in the gut
[Digestor chorus part]
[Lead: Maniac Neil]
Paul and Ginny arrive
Back at the camp
They look for everybody
But they're all dead
Out of the shadows
Jason's on the attack
Ginny escapes and
Finds Jason's shack
In a room Mrs. Voorhees' head
Put on the sweater
And pretend you're Mother
She tries to k** him
But he knows what's up
Here comes Paul
They struggle and fight
Machete in his neck
Jason falls onto the floor
Comes off the burlap sack
They look in total horror
They think he's dead and gone
They couldn't be more wrong
Back to the cabin
To find Terri's dog Muffin
Is everything OK?
Can we all go home?
No f**ing way
Here comes Jason through the window!
Ending with a scream
Was it all a dream?
Calling out for Paul
Is he dead after all?