[Round 1: Real Deal]
You two are in trouble
You better hope Christ don't carry a grudge and count your Jewish rebu*tals
Now Dirtbag I'm getting pissed, you're on my sh** list
Real talk I'm getting pissed
You'll be on it, once I get you off of Schindler's List
[Fresco]
Yo, yo, yo, he is a dirtbag (oh yeah?)
But that's because he co*ks his mother
If he wanted something hot for supper he'd have to lock and cuff her
He said he wanted to stop last winter, he didn't want a brother
Until he got a box of rubbers as a stocking stuffer
[Real Deal]
Oy vey! Soul Khan you've been losing battles a lot
And since you're Jewish you can appreciate how much your value has dropped
But me? I'm ahead of my game
Your style should come patented with Rhetoric's name
And Dan, how come you look like a vagabond but your wife's always the one catching the train?
[Fresco]
Oh, oh, that's prolly cause this motherf**er was born in a manger
(Real talk?)
Not cause he's a Lord or a savior
His parents just thought that that sh** was normal behavior
Yo f** that, your Jewish bargaining tactics are never gonna work
Try to haggle me for a Real Deal and ended up with Dirt
[Round 1: Soul Khan]
This sh**'s a vacation for me, I'm in the O to burn my salary
We can shave our beards, Real Deal can't grow a personality
Yo, he a good dude though, I'd hate to give him second place
They say nice guys finish last...all over Fresco's face
[Dirtbag Dan]
This kid got kicked out seminary for gay s**
And this guy looks like 80% of every preliminary rape sketch
Aye, tell your buddy K-Fed to get an AIDS test and don't lie
He's one of those dudes that raped you on that pinball machine in Boys Don't Cry
[Soul Khan]
Now Fresco the type of dude to get AIDS by reflex
And then drop a clothing line called H.I.V. necks
Yo, we California bred, how the f** are we supposed to fear
A Pittsburgh Pirate and a rectal Buccaneer
[Dirtbag Dan]
Stop stop
Hey, let's be honest
I'm feeling Kid Caustic's wordplay
Wait a minute, you're not Caustic, he has more of a bird face
[Round 2: Real Deal]
Yo, motherf**a...f** it, whatever you was rapping was weak
He's from Woodland Hills, they named it after his cheek
Let that sh** sink in a little bit
[Fresco]
Yo, yo check it out
This is how we Jew it
Yo, yo he knows Jew-jitsu and Jew-do
Your favorite movie is Juno
You back that a** up listening to Jew-vie
In a pair of pink daisy dukes that say Jew-cy
[Real Deal]
Hey, this motherf**er was frozen in ice for most of his life
So he ain't prepared to battle
I flew from Florida, Southwest
He flew south east on a pterodactyl
[Fresco]
And that fact that you shaved your beard means you're not so smart
Looking like you f** dudes on the down low dressed as Groucho Marx
[Real Deal]
Did you know Soul Khan's a fiend?
And he rolls with his dealer here, ahh Dustface
He thinks he plays ball cause he gotta slide in Dirt to touch base
You grew a playoff beard but you s** at every damn sport
I'll take a sh** in your Brown Bag and burn it on Dan's porch
[Fresco]
Eh, f** your entire verse Simon Birch
Go get your tools up
Help rebuild Jebodiah's church or f**ing drown in a school bus f*ggot
[Round 2: Dirtbag Dan]
Our battle, was a cla**ic match up between two of the finest
Your battle, was a one sided rape fest; domestic violence
[Soul Khan]
Don't ever you f**ing mention Brown Bag in your lines
I sold motherf**ing more records than both you f*ggots combined!
[Soul Khan]
Y'all heard Real Deal's music? Like the Plight of Trevor Weller
All your beats sound like they produced by motherf**ing Hellen Keller
I've heard of generic motherf**ers, he's as plain as they come
You're Trevor, your kid's Trevor, you even s** at naming your son
[Dirtbag Dan]
How original is he with the names?
I mean, Real Deal, original ain't that?
About as original as a Myspace photo shoot of you writing raps on the train tracks
[Soul Khan]
I say this, if Fresco's tracks, that sh**'ll just paid for y'all
I'd rather get kicked in the taint or balls than listen to Clarisa explain it all
And you ever making gay jokes with yo' feminine habits
Well that's like the pot calling the kettle a f*ggot
[Dirtbag Dan]
Honestly, I feel like we're giving him a thrashing
We should be giving him a thrashing
He takes so much dastardly dick
When he takes a sh** it sounds like Muttley laughing
[Soul Khan]
And I know this might sound a little h*mophobic
But you're the only dude I know who's ever owned a glow stick
[Round 3: Fresco]
Yo, yo, yo I don't wanna battle with you two f**ing hoes
That Muttley line's dope, Madness told it to me two months ago
Soul you're a sad soul
When he thinks when Dan raps it's a b**h
Cause every time he cuts you off you have a flashback to your bris
[Real Deal]
Soul Khan smells like sh**, honestly foul
I told dude, "Get in the shower" and tossed him a towel
He said, "Uh huh. You fooled my people once I won't fall for it now."
I bet you karaoke Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song and you know every word
Picture him at gay bars, showing up slurred
Louis and Ogre from Nerds
[Fresco]
Aye, but we had his Jewish broad
She was tasting the co*k
And after three hours of breaking her box
We had her down on all fours puking up bagels and lox
See, you're gay as AIDS and you s** in the cipher
And you're David Spade after a month of Survivor
But lost your razor blade when you were hunting a tiger
[Real Deal]
I think this Virgin Mary needs a purse to carry
And when it comes to rappers, you make Dumbfoundead look as much as a mercenary as f**ing Dirty Harry
And you're not getting p**y, blame them
And if the sh** isn't clear...look who the f**'s face is on the flier and look how many women in here
And when Soul Khan's piping Dan, he's like, "Chill out when you start to take it."
While he's target aiming on his tramp stamp of the Star Of David
[Round 3: Soul Khan]
You honey drippers ain't a match for Daniel and Khan
Here's your relationship in three words, Bed, Bath & Beyond
Time been tough for Real Deal he been feeling wrecked by the stress or nah-
He been wrecked by the stress building
Until he got a job as a bodyguard protecting Perez Hilton
[Dirtbag Dan]
This motherf**er was in the 'Zay trying to get chicks and he got all bitter
Cause they were like, "Let's go f**." And he was like, "Nah, let's go scissor."
Honestly, when it comes to me and Khan beating y'all, bro no prob
And I appreciate y'all trying to grow facial hair, we call that "h*moflage"
[Soul Khan]
I got the voice of a goddamn beast
You got the voice of a drama coach
Here's the Real Deal
Five bucks for five nuts in yo' mama's throat
And I'll say this, they asked me for a favor
I'd be an a**hole if I said no
So by the power invested in me I now pronounce you man and Fresco
[Round 4: Fresco]
Yo, yo, yo this motherf**ing rabbi's pathetic
Every time he performs the entire crowd turns anti-semitic
If he needs attention he has to go on a chatline to get it
Cause a** from a black guy is something you can't buy with credit
[Real Deal]
Dirt, Dirt, real talk, how long are you arms?
Cause that'd make a perfect addition to the cross in my yard
And I swear to God, Grind Time has got us rap battling f*ggots
Thanks for this wack album of trash Zach Galifianakis
[Fresco]
Aye, I could fire in the sky like it's not for no reason
Pop, your dome's leaking, my shots are Soul seeking
[Real Deal]
Ayo, and we can flip sh** and rip it with yo' name
Cause on the way to Auschwitz there was no dancing on Soul Train
[Fresco]
Eh, Dan said he piped a Mexican broad but I don't think so
Cause you speak Spanish so you realize that no means no
But to your wife, yes means yes and no means rape
And maybe means I'm giving her a protein shake
[Round 4: Dirtbag Dan]
You know what? Honestly, you guys keep f**ing around and it's the world's end
I'ma hold your a** down while Soul Khan beats the f** outta your girlfriend
[Soul Khan]
If I slap Fresco he'd release a deafening queef
I have to say "no h*mo" after every single sentence you speak
Real Deal murdered you, you continue to nut hug
My papa was a rolling stone, yours is a bu*t plug
[Dirtbag Dan]
A f**ing cross on your yard kid? You must really like me
Go out there, pull it out, and pray to daddy nightly
[Soul Khan]
Yo Real Deal, this might be a sore subject for me to tread on
But I don't think your son is gonna like his new step mom
Y'all some mark a** new jacks, we were born for doing this
If Grind Time was Voltron, Fresco would form the uterus
[Dirtbag Dan]
Yo, he rolls with a squad of broads but never wants to bang out
Cause all the chicks wanna do with dudes is go shopping and hang out
I mean, come clean bro
You kick it with a bunch of teen hoes
Who only really let you hang out cause you let 'em borrow your clean clothes
[Soul Khan]
And Real Deal got a jersey of Roberto Clemente
That's really sweet and fine
But here you gon' be like him and die before you reach your prime