There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
... How absurd to swallow a bird
... Imagine that to swallow a cat
... What a hog to swallow a dog
... She just opened her throat and in walked the goat
... I don't know she swallowed the cow
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
She died of course