[Village Quartet]
Hmmmmm...
Welcome to Transylvania
We're very happy that you're here!
Welcome to Transylvania
We greet you with a mighty cheer!
Chalujnik!
[Kemp]
We're considered both a d**h and a Tourist Trap
[All Five]
Thanks to all the Frankensteins
You put us on the map!
[Ba**]
So...
[Village Quartet]
Welcome to Transylvania
[Kemp]
Though vampires s** your blood at night
And werewolves prowl in the pale moonlight
[All Five]
And zombies have a tendency to roam
It's the place that we humbly call Home
Transylvania!