Lying alone I was listening to angels
Told me that Paradise isn't the place that I thought
It seems that if "Heaven on earth" is as bad as it sounds
And that's what it's worth
Then somebody's selling us short
I think that I must have been listening to liars
Cause it just didn't seem like a typically heavenly sound
They told me that Paradise lost is ok where it is
And my fingers are crossed
May Paradise never be found
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And it seems your eternal reward
Is to hang out in heaven eternally bored
And it seems your eternal reward
Is to hang out in heaven eternally bored
They told me that nobody's happy in Heaven
And that God is a bore and his son is annoying as well
And of all of the game you could play and you're stuck with Monopoly
Day after day
You'd be just as happy in Hell
[Chorus]
Apparently Paradise isn't so perfect
All the lights are too bright and the music is always too loud
And it seems that people would laugh if you told them they're spending their life ever after
On a cold and uncomfortable cloud
[Chorus x2 fade]