I wear lipstick and I wear a dress
High heels
I stand when I piss
And I don't wanna shave
And I don't wanna bathe
Cause I'm a transvestite from planet 13
I'm a crossdressing god damn son of a b**h
And I don't care if you approve
What the f** is that gonna do?
Cause I ain't got nothing better to do
Than piss off motherf**ers like you