I wear lipstick and I wear a dress
High heels I stand when I piss
And I don't wanna shave and I don't wanna bathe
'Coz I'm a transvestite from Planet 13
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h, yeah!
And I don't care if you approve
What the f** is that gonna do?
'Coz I ain't got nothing better to do
Than piss off motherf**ers like you
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h, yeah!
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h
Son of a b**h, son of a b**h, son of a b**h, son of a b**h