I snore in my sleep, I'm always late for dinner, And my table cloth doodling is notorious, Ah but lovely one, keep this matter glorious And love me as I am. I dream while I drive, I linger in the shower, And there isn't much rhythm in that waltz of mine Ah but lovely one, skip those little faults of mine,
And love me as I am. And don't try to make any changes, it wouldn't be worth your tears, Don't try to make any changes, ss my mother's been trying for years. I sing when I drink, I never cap the toothpaste, And my company manners are deplorable, ah but lovely one, tell me I'm adorable And love me as I am.