[SMITTY]
How often does it happen that a secretary's boss
Want's to marry her?
[SECRETARIES]
Hallelujah!
[SMITTY]
How often does the dream come true
Without a sign of conflict, or barrier?
[SECRETARIES]
Hallelujah!
[SMITTY]
Why treat the man like he was a typhoid carrier?
How often can you fly from this land of carbon-paper
To the land of flowered chintz?
[SECRETARIES]
Hallelujah!
[SMITTY]
How often does a Cinderella get a crack at the Prince?
[SECRETARIES]
Cinderella had a prince
[SMITTY]
Don't you realize
You're a real life fairy tale
A symbol divine?
So if not for you own sake
Please, darling, for mine!
[SECRETARIES]
And mine... and mine... and mine
Don't, don't, don't
Cinderella, darling
Don't turn down the prince
[SMITTY]
Don't rewrite your story
You're the legend, the folklore
The working girl's dream of glory
[SECRETARIES]
We were raised on you, darling
And we've loved you ever since
Don't mess up a major miracle
Don't, Cinderella
Don't turn down the prince
[SMITTY]
Oh, let us live it with you
Each hour of each day
On from Bergdorf Goodman
[SECRETARIES]
To Elizabeth Harden...
In the Station Wagon...
Hurry from Twenty-One...
To the Terrytown P.T.A
[ROSEMARY, spoken]
No! New Rochelle
[SECRETARIES]
New Rochelle, P.T.A
Please
Please
Please
[SMITTY]
Oh, do not leave us minus
Our fight carries a bonus
We want to see His Highness
Married to Your Lowness
On you, Cinderella, sits the onus
So when you name the happy day
Please, phone us
[SECRETARIES]
Phone us
But don't, don't...
Don't, Cinderella, darling
Don't turn down the prince
Don't [?] up our favourite fairytale
Don't, Cinderella
Don't turn down the prince
Don't [?] up our favorite fairy tale
Don't, Cinderella
Don't, don't, don't
Don't, Cinderella
Don't, don't, don't
Don't, Cinderella, don't!
Don't turn down the prince
[ROSEMARY, spoken]
Alright! I'll give him one more chance
[SECRETARIES]
Hallelujah!