[SMITTY] How often does it happen that a secretary's boss Want's to marry her? [SECRETARIES] Hallelujah! [SMITTY] How often does the dream come true Without a sign of conflict, or barrier? [SECRETARIES] Hallelujah! [SMITTY] Why treat the man like he was a typhoid carrier? How often can you fly from this land of carbon-paper To the land of flowered chintz? [SECRETARIES] Hallelujah! [SMITTY] How often does a Cinderella get a crack at the Prince? [SECRETARIES] Cinderella had a prince [SMITTY] Don't you realize You're a real life fairy tale A symbol divine? So if not for you own sake Please, darling, for mine! [SECRETARIES] And mine... and mine... and mine Don't, don't, don't Cinderella, darling Don't turn down the prince [SMITTY] Don't rewrite your story You're the legend, the folklore The working girl's dream of glory [SECRETARIES] We were raised on you, darling And we've loved you ever since Don't mess up a major miracle Don't, Cinderella
Don't turn down the prince [SMITTY] Oh, let us live it with you Each hour of each day On from Bergdorf Goodman [SECRETARIES] To Elizabeth Harden... In the Station Wagon... Hurry from Twenty-One... To the Terrytown P.T.A [ROSEMARY, spoken] No! New Rochelle [SECRETARIES] New Rochelle, P.T.A Please Please Please [SMITTY] Oh, do not leave us minus Our fight carries a bonus We want to see His Highness Married to Your Lowness On you, Cinderella, sits the onus So when you name the happy day Please, phone us [SECRETARIES] Phone us But don't, don't... Don't, Cinderella, darling Don't turn down the prince Don't [?] up our favourite fairytale Don't, Cinderella Don't turn down the prince Don't [?] up our favorite fairy tale Don't, Cinderella Don't, don't, don't Don't, Cinderella Don't, don't, don't Don't, Cinderella, don't! Don't turn down the prince [ROSEMARY, spoken] Alright! I'll give him one more chance [SECRETARIES] Hallelujah!