Well I took a little something To make my worries go away I laid down with a movie And I started to feel okay But I heard the doorbell ringing And I opened up to see My worries they were waiting there for me Now d**h as you'd expect He was all dressed up in black Misfortune in her stockings And a curve upon her back And the Chorus Of The Lonely In their gospel robes of course They were singing 'bout my imminent divorce It's a beautiful day No it's a horrible day Maybe I will grin but I won't bear It's a beautiful day No it's a horrible day And for the first time in my life I just don't care It's a beautiful day
No it's a horrible day Maybe I will grin but I won't bear It's a beautiful day No it's a horrible day And for the first time in my life I just don't care So let me get my coat And let me get my stash I'll trade my VCR For a pocketful of cash I'll take off with my worries And I'll even let d**h drive We're sure to get there Dead or alive It's a beautiful day No it's a horrible day You can see here by my grin I don't give a f** It's a beautiful day No it's a horrible day And for the first time in my life I don't need the luck For the first time in my life I don't need the luck For the first time in my life