[Hook: 360]
Because you know homie, you're gonna blow homie
You need to pull it back out and go slow homie
Go slow
[Verse 1: 360]
I heard about this dude who used to have a sick rep
But nowadays he's only known for his sprint s**
He used to think he could have s** all day
But now he better start using less foreplay
Yo, is Pez your name? (yep) Dude, yo, I know you
The same dude that puts it straight in then he blows (true)
At this rate you'll never have a permanent lady
I can't figure out, you're either nervous or crazy
You're f**ing like a virgin, a baby
The bottom line is you need to learn from it
Maybe you should try and go and monitor and an*lyse every thought you think about
‘Cause you're like a microwave dinner – in and out
How can you not be mad, mad with what the ladies say
You need to head towards for the chemist for that nasal spray
It's a problem, you don't amount to none
Maybe think of doing farm work when you're about to cum
Yeah, you used to have a rep like you were John Holmes
You need to take advice homie, f** slow
And when you're f**ing and you're feeling like you're gon' blow
Take your penis out and let your fingers squeeze your knob closed
[Hook: 360]
f** slow homie
And grab your testicles hard when you're tapping that arse
f** slow homie, you're gonna blow homie
You need to pull it back out and go slow homie
Go slow
Because you know homie, you're gonna blow homie
You need to pull it back out and f** slow homie
[Verse 2: Pez]
Now, I've been listening and I'm hearing what you're saying
But I like the way I root so I don't really want to change it
I understand your plan is trying to mediate
The situation at hand and I appreciate
You trying to help me through, but it won't help, see
‘Cause I'm a selfish dude, it's all about me
Yeah, when I get a girl, I'm not trying to make her yell
I'm just trying to get the quickest nut I can like Dave Chappelle
See I'm a speed f**er, and when it's s** time
Right from the start, yo, I'm just trying to hit my best time
Forty seconds is my personal best
But with time, I hope to get it down to thirty or less, yes
It's that simple, as long as I can spit a verse this f**ing well
Then, yo, I'm always going to finish first
Maybe when I get older then I'll cum last
Until then, I'm in Forthwrite so I f** fast
[Hook: Pez]
And there's no time to waste, ‘cause for me it's a race
So f** fast homie, real fast homie
If you want to compete then f** fast homie
f** fast