[Verse 1: Wayne Wonda] The lyrical guy who's part excellence I spar exodus, and visually rhyme to harm retinas Used to be the pupil I'm the new school leader Observing life clearly from my new two seater couch I speak about my trouble and strife Don't mean the wife I mean my struggle in life Trying to juggle this rap stuff, so I act up And throw a tantrum during a show and start to slap f**s I'll clap ducks and pigeons And put my hands up, screaming out 'Scrub Life' While I stick your fans up I'm Wayne Wonda, here's my name and number And tell your girl to give me a call When they be under any type of stress My life's a mess, check the notebook My rhyme's a blessed So all I need to do now is fly the nest I'm not an exam, so I wouldn't try to test Cos f**ing with me is plain dumb like cyber-s** I'm an original copy I'm probably wearing The whole crowd's looking at me They're probably staring at this talented asthmatic Yo, who raps static So when you put the needle to groove the wax panics He's spitting out his orifice I'm spitting wonder out the [?]
Never compromise the style for us to drop steel [?] child is ripping That's my sh** done, so who's next to start spitting? [Verse 2: ] My sh**'s highly manouevred, the mans a fantastic fool While you're babbling uncontrollably like a man with a spastic jaw I've met scarier kids than freddie, masks and plastic claws If I told your arse already what the f** you asking for? I'll rape, bugger and pillage the whole of your mum's village I'm not gunna stop f**ing til the lot of my cum's finished Diminishing most ogres with the simple bat of an eye Your flows are all sticky like f*ggots [?] black tie The free flow form man I fry f*ggots like fish I'll psychically [?] these f**ers and feed them frozen piss I'm holding the mic close cause flowing's my only wish [?] and blows from the golden fist I'd rather shift shapes than lift weights and [?] And the reason your gal's late is cause she's f**ing your best mate I'm hating your state of being to the core of your existence Another quirky rapper putting up a poor resistance