Michael
Ooh wah, ooh wah, cool cool kitty
Tell us about the boy from New York City
Ooh wah, ooh wah, come on kitty
Tell us about the boy from New York City
He's kind of shy, but he's my guy
And I sure do love him, let me tell you why (Why?)
He's so cute, in his birthday suit
And the way he loves me, well, my dears, it's to die!
Oooh wee, you ought to come and see
How sweet he is, my safe s** whiz!
Ooh wah, ooh wah, cool cool kitty
Tell us about the boy from New York City
He likes to do what I like to have done (yeah)
And I'm telling you, we know how to have fun
He's so strong and he lasts so long
And when it feels this right you know love can't be wrong
Oooh wee, you oughta come and see
How he Ohhhhh
And how he... (Yeah)
Every time he says he loves me
Chills go up and down my spine
And when he puts that condom on
Well, he makes me feel so fine
Ooh wah, ooh wah, cool cool kitty
Tell us about the boy from New York City
We agree politically
I think that's important, don't you agree (yes of course we agree)
So, you see, we're just meant to be
We're the essence of compatibility
Oooh wee, you oughta come and see
How lucky a man can be
It's him... and me
Ooh wah, ooh wah, cool cool kitty
Tell us about the boy from New York City
Ohhhh, you really oughta meet my boyfriend sometime
He's so NICE!
I really hate safe s**, but, of course, you have to do it
And he's very good at it!
(Bop bop badidop, bop bop badidop - a la New York, New York)
Start spreadin' the news (safe s**, safe s**)
Do it!
"Someone has left their car lights on, and it's a black Mercedes
And we want to have the house lights up so we can see this person
Four of us are looking for husbands. All the straight men are
Nervous."