Somebody slipped somethin' into my drink
And ever since I haven't felt the same
(Kaboom, varoom, shaboom baby boom)
Have you ever felt yourself drift into space
(Baby boom)
And oddity that must have been displaced
Not everything I do is evident
I'm gonna shoot me a president
Schizo boy
Not everything I do has been pre-deranged
I am hanging pictures in my mental frame
My need for care is evident
I should be a Bellevue resident
(You're never alone with a schizophrenic)
I'm a schizo boy
(Kaboom, varoom, shaboom baby boom)
Somebody give the doctor a call
Before I rip this phone from the wall
Now I'm hearing voices inside my head
I want to get me some rest
Sex with myself is near the end
When Beavis and bu*thead are my best friends
Peter, Greg and bobby got nothing on me
And Cherry plays the ba** like Danny Bonaduce
Yeah yeah yeah!
Schizo boy
(Kaboom, varoom, shaboom baby boom)
Everything I say gets edited
I could surely use a sedative
Schizo!
(Feed me, freaky, oh)
And wouldn't you like to be a schizo too?