*gla** breaks* Here's Johnny!
Oh yeah, it's time for a hype track
That's what you kids want today right?
Y'all don't give a f** about lyrics, or my innermost thoughts
[Verse 1: Fletch]
Ayo, Jonathan the Fletcher trying to rap with some swagger
Got this sh** up in the bag wrapped in plastic like crackers
Mr. Moviefone I'm straight sh**tin on these actors
I'm a giant, LT, I am just too hard to tackle, so
Watch me go ignorant, special needs children
"Fletch you wildin' bro!" No sh**! I am on h**n!
Just so freakin' arrogant, hero to this h**ne
This a turtle race you slow b**h, so my hare will win
Shootin' up these camera men, f** the paparazzi
Liberal nazi, you say it fast and it's Liberace
I am sorry, no not really, but these ladies don't come off me
Joey Ryan in this b**h, who wanna ride on my Mus-Tah-Che
I'm so proper, do not copy, do not paste it, do not scan it
Just so random, dare you n***as make me angry, Bruce Banner
Green with envy cause your ladies part of those fangirls
Supposedly proposed to me, can't help I'm so handsome
God...Damn
It's a f**in' wrap, got these rappers En Route
[Verse 2: Fletch]
I don't need no helium already fly and hazardous
These cross dressin' ba*tards is walkin around in drag and dress
Lookin' like an extra off an episode of Fresh Prince
Diarrhea flow, I'll sh** all on your essence
My dick is like a gun, cause I bang chicks
Y'all n***as bathroom urine, you ain't sh**
Betty White called, she said why you so ancient?
These oldies stay stuck in the past and I'm impatient
b**h I'm f**in' clownin, Black Gallager
I go off like your trailer's power outages
These little horny chicks is bitin' lips, poutin' it
Swaggots think they're cookin' but they only s** sausages
Who you think you talkin' to? f**in' arrogance
I'm like an arab emo kid, b**h I cut and tear a wrist
Have your head in a lake, like ostriches
Lyrically the rap's Batman, fatherless
I have no love, hip hop's foster kid
I'm just so dark with it, like I off'd the switch
Party like lip gloss, I get it poppin'
A thin line between fail and success, walkin' it