[Intro: Busdriver]
Flash Bang Grenada (repeated)
[Hook: Nocando + Busdriver]
I'm not famous, I'm not rich
But when I chop it up, you know they can't resist
I swing for the fences, bust that stitch
Seize that day, own it
Make that beat my b**h, beat my b**h
Yeah, see how I treat my b**h?
Man, this beat's my b**h
Let it fall out of pocket, watch me beat my b**h
[Verse 1: Nocando]
I stay chilling like a teacher in July
Fly like a winged creature in the sky
Speaking the gospel like a preacher in the choir
I'm spitting the methamphetamine, tweaking every line
I catch them sleeping on the choir like a snitch
And they hating on the sidelines, whining like a b**h
I'm f**ing up the game, I'm a real life glitch
Beats song tripping automatic pitch shift
Quick trips spot dates tryna get chips
To appetize, my door a long way from an entree
They throw b**h fits, we throw shindigs
They're not invited, nobody's tripping
Ha! They're mad at me, though, pissed
Absolutely no bladder control, drip
I'm high off life, the ladder that don't slip
No matter, I won't quit, go backwards, I don't drift
Like a Japanese racer, faster Speed Racer
'Til I get real estate with my dealer plates
Assembled with that hard-working American factory labor
If not right now, then it'll have to be later
And dinner plates, I'm running out of winner's place
I demonstrate exactly how my pimping straight
Feeling like Gucci in the shade sipping lemonade
Sour grapes got all my haters with the bitter face
Ricochet, an hour late, a dollar short, that's what the digits say
I'm cool as a corpse snowboarding on Christmas day
And it's kind of like Weekend at Bernie's, b**h, you heard me!
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Busdriver]
We make the beats a bunch of strippers on water skis
Smelling of cocoa bu*ter and Jonas Brothers concert tees
Y'all ain't acting bipolar, more like Amy Poehler
Crying like some children, so I push you in the baby stroller
Oh, no video clip magic
Can save us from those idiosyncratic hissy fits
You're dishing out titty twists at a tippy-toe b**h pageant
With your eye shadow aqua blue, I've had it with the lot of you
Cause first thing: you're a nursing border collie
And crop circles dropping verses in port-a-potties
Kumquat with a kiss of muffin top to the distorted body
It's like you're made out of burger fat
Plus the way you deepthroat a mic would make Karen O turn her back
So I swing on ? Cyrano de Bergerac
Read the sh** swat the flies, I call you b**h ?
Cause the seat of your pants are like octopi
We k**er, but it oh so happens with you there's no toe taggin'
You're in the hood looking like a meek Frodo Baggins
How sick? I make house pets out of Komodo dragons
Suspense mixed language and leave no closed captions
Flash Bang grenadine on the air
Throwing gang signs water bear throw ya mama bear
And I don't want to care about you
Because I'm beating music up, I'm beating music up
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Nocando]
City smog in my chest from a deep breath
Light a red, exhale, regret, relieve stress
Saying "I don't owe this b**h" is a complete stretch
Motherf**er, I take risks, baby, I cheat d**h
You're such a b**h that if a b**h committed a crime
You'd be the b**h that pop up in the police sketch
My foot up your a** quenching your thirst with my knee sweat
To make it worse, I'll be wearing skinny jeans and a V-neck
[Busdriver]
This is why Hollywood newbies shouldn't interbreed
Tiger Beat fodder clogs up your Twitter feed
Zach Efron debuts new beard
You're backed by Revlon 'cause paying dues is too weird
b**h, your vagina's peach cobbler
For rich textures to get preggers to wobble like a sea otter with warm panties
Y'all summon water girls like orphan Annies
b**h made with a rib cage full of a**orted candies
[Nocando]
And I come from a really supportive family
So when I make it big, I'll buy my gay cousin a gorgeous tranny
Flash Bang, rap game Bad Brains
Leave the strip club covered in spray-on tan stains
Campaign to give your whole camp pain like damn strain
Twisted ligament cramp strain hamstring
Tell rappers to they damn face they softer than the light that's leaving the lamp shade
Just kidding, I'm your biggest fan, James
[Busdriver]
Thanks for the white music, blacker than whiteboard
Your overstimulated thyroid gives your mangina the new-car smell
Damn right if ? thanks to you ?
No longer refers to you by name but just a URL
Or we're taking shots at dudes, but the shots graze bone
Flash Bang Grenada, b**h scrawled on your gravestone
We can teleport, ho, you take the long way home
You're bu*ter toffee covered in frothy latte foam
This beat is my demeaned romantic interest
Grab it by the throat with both hands and twist it
Ah! n***a, you stupid
Misogyny's cool, Flash Bang