[Verse 1]
Sorry I'm not a beefcake
Sorry I'm not athletic
Lucifer's an imp
And what frightens you's pathetic
Sorry I'm not a sportsman
Maybe I'm just poetic
The high school jock's a b**h
And all you love's pathetic
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Saying jeepers is cheaper than saying Jesus
Who needs a woman when you are a genius?
Repulsive people get repulsive diseases
Who needs air when you are fetus?
[Verse 2]
Sorry I'm not a model
Sorry I'm not cosmetic
I'll just ignore you
When you're all apologetic
Sorry I'm not an Olympian
Sorry I'm not synthetic
Your life's crumbling down
And I'm unsympathetic
[Chorus]
[Verse 1]
[Chorus]