[Reese] Clap together! [Verse] Welcome to Canada, it's the maple leaf state Canada, oh, Canada, it's great The people are nice there, they speak French too If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue The great white north, their kilts are plaid Hosers take off, it's not that bad [PreChorus] I want to be where yaks can run free Where the Royal Mounties can arrest me [Chorus] Let's go to Canada Let's leave today Canada, oh Canada I s'il vous plait [Verse] They've got trees and mooses and sled dogs Lots of lumber and lumberjacks... and logs! You may think that's kind of a drag But you have to go there to get milk in a bag They say "eh" instead of "what" or "duh"
That's the mighty power of Canada [PreChorus] I want to be where lemmings run into the sea Where the marmosets can attack me [Chorus x2] Let's go to Canada Let's leave today Canada, oh Canada I s'il vous plait Let's go to Canada Let's leave today Canada, oh Canada I s'il vous plait [Bridge] Please, please explain to me How this all has come to be We forgot to mention something here Did we say that William Shatner, Captain Kirk's a citizen And slurpees made from venison That's deer! [Chorus x2] Let's go to Canada Let's leave today Canada, oh Canada I s'il vous plait Let's go to Canada Let's leave today Canada, oh Canada I s'il vous plait