Doctor can you help me out I've been growing for over an hour
you see? three more feet
and I can't wait for long before you know it I'll become to tall to see
and I'll be in the clouds
and everyone will gather round
doctor what do I do I can barely see my shoes
my legs won't stop
people they won't understand
they'll think that I'm an evil plan to k** them all
sure that's just a guess
doc I'm in a giant mess
oh I can move to an island and can live alone
without a television or a telephone
but all I wanna do is just shrink back down to size
doctor please don't laugh
I'm taller than the male giraffe at the zoo
what do I do
"well son, it is my professional opinion that you should run for president"
president?