drivin down a haunted highway
shadows pa**ing through my truck
I pulled up to a gas station
and a skeleton wiped the muck
off my truck
he smiled and said "ten dollars please"
I screamed and I fled
the next thing that I knew
there was a bullet in my head
and I was dead
I was dead
forever dead
forever dead
never to walk the earth again
pa**ing by a lonely grave site
on the way to heavens door
I pulled it open
and stared straight down at the floor
st. peter called the role
and he shouted out my name
I looked around
to see if I had heard the same
cause I was dead
I was dead
forever dead
forever dead
never to walk the earth again
he said "right this way please"
and he took me to a world peace
I bought a can of slice in paradise
but I was dead
I was dead
forever dead
forever dead
never to walk the earth again
I was dead
I was dead
forever dead
forever dead
never to walk the earth again
never to walk the earth again