Attention, now hear this, this party will now come to order
This is a reading of the rules
Rule number one, everyone drop your gun
It can never be a funeral when you're in your birthday suit
Rule number two, everybody got the news
No matter what you do, you're gonna be dancing in a dead man's boots
Rule number three, this is a meeting of the orange party
You will s** in the forbidden, s** in the forbidden fruit
Rule number four, gotta get up off the floor
No matter what you do, you're gonna be dancing in a dead man's boots
Dance
Rule number five, nobody gets out alive
But everybody here gonna live it up until we die
Rule number six, everybody needs some kicks
No matter what you do, you're gonna be dancing in a dead man's boots