Ooo the lady in red, well she's driving me mad
Her very first offense was just looking at me
But that second glance was a felony
Oh the lady's so fine, but I think it's a crime
She's just too much for a man like me
They'd better lock her away and throw out the key
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There oughta be a law
Against a girl like you
Oughta be a law
Against the things you do
Oughta be a law
For breaking hearts in two
There oughta be a law against a girl like you
Oh the lady is cool and she's breaking the rules
If only looks could k**, she'd be k**ing me
Guilty, murder one in the first degree
Oh the lady's unkind, she's got me doin' time
She's just too much for a man like me
They'd better lock her away and throw out the key
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Y'know, I'm gonna take ya downtown
Strip ya down and throw it in the slammer, baby
I'm gonna throw the book at you, girl
Stick 'em up!
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