[Verse 1: AnnoyingGenious] So I'm the new kid in school, here I come a first year I get to choose what I do, hope I don't become cursed here Diverse in who I converse with, I'm being sincere Though when I'm rehearsing a verse, you'll think “Man, that kid's weird!” I've heard worse and more perverse and even much more severe It's just the sheer fact of being jeered at by you peers Though I'm weird I'll persevere, I'm just making that clear On every tier, my sweet dears, I'm gonna be the man you revere Don't interfere with my plans, I'll hold a grudge for so long You'll have to fear this new man, the slightest nudge could go wrong You even push me a little bit, I'll be out over the edge Then comes a bull rush of wit and it'll drive a mean wedge Right through your skull to penetrating your brain I pull it out, there's no number for rating the pain Just call me Zeus when I let loose, I ain't telling no lies From where you are I'd advise it unwise to arise I'll hit you so hard, print punchlines under your eyes I have a hunch you'll lose your lunch when 'thunder' sounds from the skies [Hook] I roll with the cold winds blowing my way
Exposing the emotions I've been stowing away Filling the page, k**ing the stage You know we do this everyday [Verse 2: Fiphel] When I spit in the mic it becomes my hand saw I'm a sundae you cherries just can't top You're a sheep, I'm a shepherd, I eat your lamb chops I hate the love, take a club to a fan mob I can't stop spitting rhymes that'll beat your pants off Till Hannah Montana falls off her damn ball I'll be changing lives, like Hanco*k We at a standoff, you shall not pa** Gandalf Yeah Jaws hot enough to cook you so I'm eating you raw Flow so cold you put it in the freezer to thaw I'm in the seat of ultimate power, leaving my mark Then I'm leaving you all, believe it or not You gon' be weezy and coughing, pleading to God For mercy, call me a gardener, when I'm done weeding you stalkers I'll burn you leaves and all, you weeds can call My rhymes 'Round Up', “He must be Woody, y'all!” If I'm woody I must be a tree or at least that tall You can't mark me, you're declawed The only employee that's a boss, knock out your teeth and then floss And y'all are still smoking weed, cause what you breathe is what you are [Hook]