Brandy bu*tersotch bartered and begged
Many Motherwell mustered and mugged
Lucy Liverspots lied oh! And legged
Danny Dungerees digged and he dugged
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Candy Cumberland cookied and cleaned
Andy Aspirate a**holed and ate
Gary Guttergunk gathered and gleaned
Stripey Stripleford stripled ‘em straight
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Sally Summerdress something and smiled
Vincent Vibraphone hung up and dialed
Fanny Firzafrank frowned fie fonna foe
Seamus Sweatyset swore at the show
So's'on Saturday say slips'offs'a Sullivan's Social Slub
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