[Intro]
Slacker - A person who shirks his work or duty;
A person who evades military service in wartime... hahahahaha!
I know one thing, man
I'm gonna have my kicks before the whole sh**house goes up in flames
You know what I'm saying? Hahahaha!
Eat, drink, and be merry
Because tomorrow you may die
That's what life's about, man
Good times, a little salad
Haha...
[Verse 1]
I'm a product of Reaganomics
Neurotic, they saying I'm it
Just got up, inhaling chronic
The oddest, I'm staying honest
I'm 'bout to make it famous
So you can take that j-o-b and you can shove it up your an*s
I ain't never understood how the world works
But I always understood why the girls twerk
For a baller, not a 9-to-5
Barely making it with disgust behind your eyes
So I just grip my piece, rip-off fleece
Out to take your lip off, chief, with my peeps
We ruthless - if you got money then deuce it
Goofs get toothless, we loose off two-fifths, we useless
I wanna kick it but ain't got the dough
Sneak in the concert, trip, and make 'em stop the show
We gots to go! Push me and I sock the po'
Gettin the bail from my parents is impossible
[Hook]
(I'm a slacker) Never did I have a lot of dough
(I'm a slacker) Smoking pot and watching videos
(I'm a slacker) Go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in, I'm just letting you know
(I'm a slacker) Every time I take a look around
(I'm a slacker) Stuck upon my face is a frown
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Y'all can go to hell, how does that sound?
[Verse 2]
Now you can tell from my everyday 'fits, I ain't rich
I sneak with a piece when I grit (grit)
I'm just another gatman caught up in the mix (mix)
Tryna take yo' dollar and your fifteen cents (I grind with a pistol)
I stay rid of you lames (y'all gay!)
I play video games (all day!)
With Kansas City, MO brains, it's a gritty slow game
We diddy-bop with really no change (y'all pay!)
And people holla "How you do that there?
Why your pants hanging low and why you grew that hair?"
Lighting a bleeze or with my people riding a Regal
Always in trouble with coppers cuz we drivin illegal (drivin illegal)
I ain't never giving them leeway, to hear me neigh
The judicial a**embly's gay (hey!)
I come out at night cuz I sleep all day!
Tryna get with Def Jam, Loud, or MCA!
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Yo yo check
Enter the party and my homies got to pay for me
Holidays, them be just be another day for me
Getting drunk, hoping I get to the crib safe-a-ly
Pray for me, cause I'm needin' money majorly
Sit at home watching MTV with a empty P-
O-C-K-E-T, I MP3, everything that I hear on the streets
Never buy it, don't deny it, I'm the fear, I'm a beast
You say get a job? I say hit a knob!
Because the way you run the world is every bit a fraud
So what you ask from me? You get no tax from me
I got whites, natives, and mexicans, and blacks with me
Huh! I'm tryna get up there with Master P
Pa** the D, cuz, that's the way it has to be
We bust to be free, we trust to be G
So f** who be glee, it s**s to be me
[Hook (2X)]
I'm a slacker (doo) I'm a slacker (doo-doo-doo-doo) yeah (doo-o)
[Repeat until fade]