[Intro: Felicia Day]
Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?
[Verse 1: Felicia Day]
Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
You'll never see my actual face
Our love, our love will be in virtual space
I'm craving to emote with you
So many animations I can do
Be anything you want me to be
C'mon, c'mon and share a potion with me
[Hook: Felicia Day]
Do you wanna date my avatar? She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar?
[Verse 2: Felicia Day]
You can type commands
I've got slots for what I hold in my hands
Don't care what's in your character bank
How 'bout, how 'bout a little tank and spank
Grab your mouse and stroke the keys
Here in cyberspace there's no disease
Pick a time, send a tell to me
Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Jeff Lewis and Sandeep Parikh]
Single white human looking for group
My stats so high, you'll be out of the loot
(Got an über-leet staff that you can equip)
(Close your mouth up ladies, this is pure nerdnip!)
I'm a fiction-based fantasy, a man so stoic
I hack and slash; who the heck's more heroic?
(Check me out, cloth armor fits me like a glove)
(Just Twitter a time, I'm ready for love)
[Verse 4: Felicia Day]
Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
I'm better than a real world quest
You'll touch my "+5 to Dexterity" vest
What role to you wanna play? I'm just a click away night or day
And if you think I'm not the one
Log off, log off and we'll be done
[Hook x2]
[Outro: Felicia Day]
(Do you wanna date my avatar?) Do you wanna date my avatar? [x4]