[Verse 1]
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
[Verse 2]
Sitting on a cornflakes, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo good job
[Verse 3]
Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
[Verse 4]
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, p**nographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo good job
[Verse 5]
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo good job g'goo goo good job
[Verse 6]
Expert text pert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying
[Verse 7]
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo good job g'goo goo good job
Goo goo good job g'goo goo good job g'goo